folkdisco - 22nd february 2009

Accidentally superglued limbs to body! Effectively quintoplegic! Head too! Can't get to door! Superglued bum to bed! Call an off licence! Can't reach Brandy de Jerez! Or beer! Help! HELP! H-E-L-P-!

Well, I counted up the empties. 25 tubes of superglue! I reckon tubes from pound shops costing 10p are exactly the same as tubes from other shops for 3 quid, but you decide if you wanna spend the extra 2.90. Wear rubber gloves, and... See More

Get up so late, it's long dark. Have an omelette for breakfast, and set about mending the guitar bag. Thought it was just the strap, but there's holes and rips opening up everywhere along the seams. My technique is don rubber gloves to... See More

The guitar bag's in a serious bad way, coming apart at the seams, one strap snapped off. Probably too merry to pedal, and the plazas and streets are full of broken glass, but this kills it off. So I'm pushing the Muddy Fox all the way... See More

Lunacy. Total, utter, lunacy. So hard to hear anything, or be heard, even with everything turned up to eleven. Forget names, but a solid gang keeps returning all night, there's people from all corners of spain here, plus Brazilians (!), a... See More

This is just about the most crazy, out of control lunatic freak fest I've ever played in my whole life. I'm gonna use up most of my two best batteries, but it's hard enough to hear even an amplified guitar over the general racket... See More

Total utter lunacy. No, actually this is beyond total utter lunacy, and into some kind of madness we haven't got words for in English. There's more fancy dress here than I've seen anywhere before. I mean, there's more fancy dress here than... See More

Totally bonkers. A big proportion of everyone here is in crazy fancy dress. Only ever seen one big hive of bumble bees, that time in Bristol, but here they're buzzing around everywhere. And there's ladybirds, pink pyjamas, horny devils... See More

Rumours of my non-Existance are exaggerated! To those of you mourning my passing on FaceBook, they've blocked me, saying FOLK DISCO is not my real name. My little sis, put a folkdisco video on her profile, then when people wrote back, she... See More

Anyone out there, please send me a text, I've lost my phone. Obviously, I'd ring it, but it's out of credit. I'm currently on the nokia, but it's a pile of poo! If you all text my other one it'll make a noise, and I can find the damn thing! Cheers... OK, found it in the garlic and peppercorn grinder bag, in the food box. I don't know either! Must have fallen in when I was having that big tidy sesh.