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Have you ever had one of those half-arsed attempts at multi-lingual conversation? Where you're both mumbling away in a combination of broken French and broken Dutch at each other for a full minute? And then one of you cottons on you're both English, you're both crap at languages, and neither of you knows the way to the supermarket? Doh!