STREET GIG - COMPLETELY UTTERLY MENTAL

Completely utterly mental. The police tell me I've got to leave the bridge immediately. People want to make a stand, but fair enough, it's meant to be a pedestrian walkway. Currently it's full of 50 dancing lunatics! No-one can get past! Most of the time, the bridge holds up ok. But during Disney's 'I Wanna Be Like You', it's begins to resonate alarmingly! Anyway we relocate to the bank and the happy, intense madness continues. Two total strangers offer me birthday gigs. Much fun had by all, especially me! Oh, and someone nicks my bike. But do I care? Nah!