I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!
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Is it true only pregnant female mosquitoes drink blood? Or a big fat lie? It's hot, really hot. Bruges is full of canals, so there's loads of mozzies. If I was a mosquito, male, female, pregnant, virginal, whatever, I wouldn't want the vegetarian option, I'd wanna eat me! And if anythings gonna be eating me, I don't want it to be a lion, polar bear or crocodile, I want it to be a mosquito every time. But I am getting fed up of squashing them and finding a big clot of my own blood inside them. Chuffin vampires!5:30 · Friday 28th · July 2006
